Soy Candle - Surfing Soldier Political Humor- Full Tulsi Cat Design
Madame G Presents: "The Surfing Soldier" Candle
Oh, darling, let’s talk about a woman who traded party lines for a surfboard of truth and paddled straight into the deep end of accountability. Yes, this candle is my homage to the one and only warrior who left behind the drama of the Democratic Party—not for a tan, mind you, but to put an end to plutocratic war-mongering and stand for something far greater.
From my perch, as a cat of impeccable judgment, I must say this human is fascinating. She’s got the discipline of a soldier, the calm of a surfer catching the perfect wave, and the audacity to call out the nonsense that keeps so many humans chasing their tails. Female leadership? This is the good kind. The kind that doesn’t demand, but inspires. The kind that waves a flag of integrity instead of sticking it into someone else’s yard.
"The Surfing Soldier" Candle is for anyone ready to burn away the bad and make space for a brighter future. Light it up, darling, and let the flame remind you that sometimes the best leaders are the ones who lead with courage, not conformity.
Eco-friendly and non-toxic
This scented candle is vegan, completely natural, and non-toxic. It contains no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates
Reusable glass vessel
This candle comes in a glass vessel that can be cleaned after burning the candle and reused as decor
Christmas Warmth
Scent profile includes a cozy blend of orange spice, fir, pine, and a smoky fireplace aroma infused with essential oils for festive warmth
Cinnamon Vanilla
Scent profile combines the full-bodied scent of spicy cinnamon with the sweet and creamy accords of vanilla. This fragrance oil is infused with natural essential oils, including gurjun balsam
Coconut Cream + Cardamom
Scent profile includes exotic curry, zesty lemon, and rich butter top notes with a heart of creamy coconut, spicy pepper, and aromatic cardamom, finishing with a sweet, musky, powdery dry-down
Peppered Passionfruit
Scent profile includes vibrant orange, fresh melon, lush green, and juicy pineapple top notes with a heart of succulent mango, creamy coconut, delicate jasmine, and tangy passionfruit grounded in a warm base of amber, musk, and sandalwood
Unscented
Scent profile includes fragrance-free illumination, offering a subtle glow to any space without the distraction of scents
White Sage + Lavender
Scent profile includes lavender on the top with complementing camphor, chamomile, sage, rosemary, with a sandalwood and cedarwood base
Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets..
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