The A Team Simple Candle: Elon Pussy, Trump Pussy, Bobby Pussy, & Tulsi Pussy

Madame G Presents: "The A Team" Candle

Darling, Washington is in for a shake-up, and let me introduce the anti-woke dream team leading the charge. We’ve got Drumph, blazing in with his larger-than-life bravado and endless flair for, well, everything. Then there’s Rocketman, aiming for Mars while casually redefining what it means to be the smartest human in the room (or alien, who’s to say?). Enter Bobby, the truth-telling crusader with a family legacy so shiny it makes even the shiniest fur look dull. And finally, the one and only Surfing Soldier, paddling straight into plutocratic nonsense and riding the wave of fearless female leadership.

This candle is a tribute to those shaking things up in all the best ways. Light it up, and let its glow remind you that sometimes change starts with a little fire—especially when it comes to Washington.

This eco-friendly and non-toxic scented candle is a masterpiece in wax, crafted to uplift your space and your mood. Encased in a reusable glass jar (because, let’s face it, darling, sustainability is always in style), this candle is a statement piece for your home and your sense of humor.

Choose from five divine scents:

• Christmas Warmth: Cozy and nostalgic, perfect for festive moments.
• Sage + Lavender: A calming blend for those who need to chill their whiskers.
• Unscented: For those who prefer ambiance without the frills.
• Coconut Cream + Cardamom: Tropical indulgence with a spicy twist.
• Spicy Cinnamon Vanilla: A seductive blend with a dash of fiery charm.

With its aromatic profiles whispering of summer gardens, festive spice, and cozy warmth, this candle creates the perfect atmosphere for any occasion. Whether you’re hosting a soiree, lounging in your finest silk robe, or simply burning away the day’s human drama, this little wonder will elevate your space and your spirit. Oh, and the scent? Simply divine. Perfect for birthdays, housewarmings, white elephant parties, or any moment when you feel like gifting a touch of wit, whimsy, and wisdom.

And because I’m a creature of impeccable taste, let me remind you: this candle is 100% natural soy wax, paired with a 100% natural cotton wick, and comes in a sleek, reusable glass jar. It’s a candle that knows how to work hard and look good doing it. And of course, it’s fully compliant with ASTM safety standards—because with all things pussy-related, safety first, darling.

But let me purr this to you, sweet human: true elegance is in how we care for others. That’s why 3% of every sale supports Love146, an incredible organization dedicated to ending child sex trafficking. Because lighting a candle can brighten more than just your room—it can light up the world.

Product Details
Eco-friendly and non-toxic, made from 100% natural soy wax blend and a cotton wick.
Reusable glass vessel adds a stylish touch to any decor after use.
Choose from six aromatic scents for a customizable experience.
Compliant with ASTM safety standards for peace of mind.
Assembled in the USA with globally sourced materials, supporting local craftsmanship.

Care Instructions
Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.

The Fine Print of Feline Fabulousness
All designs are copyright Pussy Candle Company, LLC, 2024.